I heard we made out
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
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fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
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Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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