In the future we'll all be gay
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
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i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
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I left a care package of Jack Daniel's, pancake mix and porn in your apartment. Merry fucking Christmas.
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
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