I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
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