this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
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