Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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