bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
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