In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
There are leaves in my underwear?
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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