i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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