I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
I woke up in his closet, with my shirt inside out and backwards, Rolos in my hand, a tortilla with a face carved into it stuck to the fridge with a magnet, a homemade bong next to the bed, and the door off the hinges... I need a chaperone.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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