I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
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His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
Found your dick twin last night
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
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Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
Maybe he injected his testicle?
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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