Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
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