Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
I wish I only lived at night.
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
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She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
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I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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