Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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