dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
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