SEEEEXXX PLEASE
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
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