Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
I'm determined to sit on that face.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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