How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
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Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
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He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
Oh, btw, UPS might come by. Drunk me ordered us $75 worth of gummy airhead starburst type candies. Whatever it is, it'll be delicious.
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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