We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
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