All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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