..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
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