THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
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