you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
We left an ass print on the piano.
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Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
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We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
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