btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
My legs feel like baby dolphins
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
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