Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
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