I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
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the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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