CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
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