Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
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Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
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No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
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