so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
Woke up to a bottle of gatorade and a packet of saltine crackers tied to underwear hanging from my ceiling fan, along with 3 advil stuck to a piece of duct tape and a note saying "have a happy hangover- <3 you/me"
Drunk you is pretty stunner.
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
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