omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
Small penises have feelings too.
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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