I am full of burrito and curiosity
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
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There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Too bad they don't have an emoji symbol for condoms and 99 cent tacos
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
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My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
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