remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
I'm sitting in the drive through at Mcdonalds right now watching the workers pressure wash the vomit I left from last night.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
then he tried to convert me to islam
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
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