we're blogging at a bar
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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