woke up with peach flovored chap stick on my taint ! dont ask why i know it was peach
i told my grandma i broke up with my boyfriend. her reply " you need to play the field more anyway"
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
Randomize