You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
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