I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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