It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
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Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
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I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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