We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
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Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
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She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
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