The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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