I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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