Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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