oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
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Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
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It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
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