You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
I got inside last night via doggy door
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
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