listen. just hotwire a car, take off the license plate, make up a new one on a sheet of paper and go the speed limit. i do it like, at least 3x a week.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
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of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
i need some magic done to my vagina
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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