i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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