So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
We got cut off at the bar, but it's okay because I tactically rolled behind the bar and grabbed a bottle of whiskey. Meet me in the back booth when you're done puking in the bathroom. This is about to get real slutty.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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