I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
He called his prostate his "boner button".
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
I need water and some morals
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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