I am in a vortex of obligation.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
I'm going to kill the bastard that switches my hot hookups from the previous night with ugly chicks
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
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my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
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They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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