i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
How was dinner with ur grandparents?
I was really blazed and scared they'd catch me, so when they asked about my day I was concentrating really hard on not saying smoking that instead I honestly said "Well, I had sex on your pool table, Nana."
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
this hospital has no fireball
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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