matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
Simple math equation: Up till 5 a.m. drinking + up at 9 a.m. for nephews birthday party = puking in the pool
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
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