Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
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