i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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