their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
Randomize
