DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
The trash can in my living room is full of Popsicle sticks and my vibrator has taken up permanent residence on my coffee table. I'm not doing anything productive. Clearly.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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