Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
that thing about your dad's boner was meant to be a compliment
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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