that's an acceptable place to lick
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
I have got to stop singing on voicemails. I just left my dad a 6 minute musical message.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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